Once upon a time, there was a clown named McDo. Everyone hated him and that made McDo mad. So he opened a restaurant called McDonalds. Soon, people were pouring in the restaurant and ordering food to get fat.
But what they didn't know was that this was McDo's revenge for hating on him. And what they didn't know was that the burgers and desserts they have been ordering were mixed with corpses parts or blood. But the people didn't know it, they were busy wasting their money and getting fat. Soon McDo added a new burger called "Spicy Eggs on a Bun".
The Spicy Eggs on a Bun's main ingredient was diarrhea. Soon, people were pooping everywhere! They couldn't find McDo, but he left them a note in the cashier. Here's what it said:
"I HATE YOU PEOPLE! THIS IS MY REVENGE! HAHAHAHA! THE REASON YOU PEOPLE GOT DIARRHEA WAS BECAUSE THE MAIN INGREDIENT WAS DIARRHEA!! BWAHAHAHA! AND ALL THE FOOD HERE HAVE CORPSE PARTS OR BLOOD MIX IN THEM, SO YOUR'E POISONED! THERE IS NO HEALING POTION! SO ENJOY THE REST OF YOU'RE LIFE AFTER DEATH TAKING A CRAP EVERYWHERE! YOU'LL ALL DIE IN 28 MINUTES! AND ALL THE EMPLOYEES HERE ARE ROBOTS MADE FROM GARBAGE PARTS! YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SORRY WHILE YOU STILL HAD THE CHANCE!"
Meanwhile, in New York's Tacobell, there has been a murder. And the murderer was McDo. I guess you people all know Jeff the Killer. His true identity was McDo! So basically, McDo is on the loose. Now he's coming for Kim Jong II.
And soon Mrs. McDo who is really Jane the Killer is looking for Mcdo in order to kill him for the people's safety.The End!