Note: If you are hearing a voice talking that must be Salad Fingers. Right behind you.....
Salad Fingers is a mutated reptilian freak who lives in our planet. His personality resembles the dumbness so we decided to create an article about him.
Salad Fingers' strange obsession with rusty stuff is actually stupid. I mean, why does he like touching rusty things when rusty things can cause a disease.
But that's not the point. The point is that his stupidity is so powerful, we are celebrating about it. Despite his obsession of rusty stuff. He also likes eating dirt. And sometimes, he is always talking to stuff that isn't alive.
Like that one time when he talked to a radio. He even named it Roger. All I can say is WTW!
- Roger - Salad Finger thinks it is alive but in reality, it's just a brusted radio.
- Kenneth - A skeleton that Salad Fingers found while eating dirt. He (Salad Fingers) think that it his long lost brother from the war.
- Young child - I'M HERE TO ENQUIRE ABOUT YOUR SPOOOONS.
- Marjory, Stewart and Jeremy - Finger puppets.