Minecraft is a cancerous video game where a player is allowed to wander around a generated map in order to survive. It was created by Notch.
The reason why it was created it's because Notch was bored. So he created a game called Minecraft. The game is well-known for its violent actions such as killing other players with a sword and bestiality. Minecraft is also one of the most popular game in the world. 87% of drug dealers buy this game for a reason.
When Notch was bored, he decided to create a new video game. He named it "Minecraft" because that was the only stuff you can do when it was still boring. After one year, Notch decided to give it an update. He added new mobs and added more stuff that are sh*tty.
Spawn mammals using eggs? That's Minecraft! Minecraft is a very messed up place. I mean, how can you bring a mammal (yep, a mammal) to life using eggs? How WTF is that right?
OH NOES! I ONLY GOT A HALF HEART AND I NEED TO EAT A FOOD TO REGENERATE! Luckily I have a TADAA! AN UNCOOKED CHICKEN! But wait? If I eat an uncooked meat, I will get Salmonella bacteria in my stomach? Nah. *eats uncooked chicken* Yay! My life is now full! Now I can go to a journey and kill mobs again! You see, even if you eat uncooked chicken or anything that is raw in Minecraft, you are still alive and not die from salmonella. That's Minecraft.
NOTE: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SALMONELLA IS, GOOGLE IT. THAT'S WHAT STUPID PEOPLE ALWAYS DO.