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They are probably created by Satan to take over the world. Cats are extremely lazy hence, their life span is so fast. Their estimated hours of sleep is 24,000 hours.
Cats' hours of sleepEdit
- Sunday - 50 hrs
- Monday - 29 hrs
- Tuesday - 3 hrs
- Wednesday - 78 hrs
- Thursday - 10 hrs
- Friday - 12 hrs
- Saturday - 2 hrs
As you can see in the list, the cats sleep more than we humans do. It means that cats are 100% lazy.
Saber-toothed tigerPleistocene era.
They are known to be the most fierce hunters. Saber-toothed tiger went extinct when food crisis began.
All the mammoth went-extinct that's why they don't have anything to eat. That's the reason why saber-toothed tigers went extinct.
- I got the eye of the tiger.
- —''', Katy Perry bragging about her new contact lenses.
MeowthPokémon that belongs in a feline family. As you can see in the picture, a Meowth is angry and is flipping.
Cats are 'evil worshippers'EditDefinitely true. Just like what I said, cats are created by Satan. It means that cats are evil worshippers. There are lots of symbolism between cats and Satan. If you think cats are adorable and fluffy. And that you want to kiss them or give them lots of
How to Escape from a CatEdit
Here are simple and easy steps on how to escape a cat from it's evil face:
- Distract a cat using a non-dangerous laser. Non-dangerous lasers are cheap and could be used to distract a cat from killing you.
- Yarns are cat's best friends. Just throw a yarn then cat will be distracted from chasing you.
- Dogs are man's best friend. Use a dog to sacrifice it to a cat so it will not chase you.